People I'm jealous of

• artists
  • aka people who can draw more than a stick figure
• people with my dream job(s)
• a celebrity crush's significant other
• people with flawless skin and/or exotic makeup
• those people who are genuinely happy all the time
• people who have really fast metabolisms
• mathematicians or spelling bee kids
• anyone who doesn't have my mental disorders
• professional musicians
• people who can fall asleep really fast
• the dreamers with the guts to actually go through with their plans
• those who have found their soulmate