- You can't really go swimming because its always fucking cold.
- People that don't wear deodorant that try to convince me that body odor is "natural".
- THAT SMELL IS NEVER NATURAL
- Berkeley
- Really Bad (and expensive) Public Transportation.
- People who sit in trees for months to protest trees being cut down (that are going to be replanted, by the way),or animal rights being trampled, when you live in a state that thrives off SEVERELY UNDERPAID & abusive immigrant labor practices. Because, you know, animals and trees are way more important than people.
- People that say NAMASTE.
- Vegans...i hope all your bones break from lack of calcium.
- Bike riding hipsters whose asses hang out the back of their pants while they ride their fixed gear bikes.
- Boys whose pants are tighter than a pair of tights.
- Anyone with a Faux Mohawk or anything resembling a mullet, trying to revive 80s fashion....yeah that shit was not even cool back then.
- People that want to "Understand my culture"...yeah buddy, get the hell away from me....when you go to foreign countries, people are nice to you to your face, but believe me, they BURN you in their native language right in front of you, or if you can "speak" our language, we wait until you leave to make fun of you pretty harshly...
- Hippies...
- People that assume they "get me" because they learned Spanish or because they ate a plantain once.
- The People who shop at the Berkeley Bowl.
- People with kids that insist on taking them to restaurants they have no business taking their chldren to...like pretty much anyplace where i happen to be. (Really, with all the messed up things happening in the world, you know, all the things you complain but do nothing about, why the hell are you breeding?)
- Women who have very high voices, and finish every sentence like it is a question.
- White people with dredlocks...it just looks gross...
may 22 2008 ∞
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