I wrote the prior list thinking it would appease the angry...but it just made it worse. In an attempt to make the angry subside I am writing this list. (I love quotes). Here goes nothing...

• “If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.” Eddie Izzard
• “Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).” Eddie Izzard
• “What have you been reading, the gospel according to St. Bastard?” Eddie Izzard
• “I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you straightforwardly, without complexities or pride; so I love you because I know no other way.” Pablo Neruda
• “If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you.” Winnie the Pooh
• “Just say no” prevents teenage pregnancy the way ‘Have a nice day’ cures chronic depression.” ???
• “The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.” Gary Larson
• “Depressions may bring people closer to the church but so do funerals” Clarence Darrow
• “The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them” William Clayton
• “People who count their chickens before they are hatched, act very wisely, because chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them accurately” Oscar Wilde
• “Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.” Chuck Palahniuk
• “I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.” Ronnie Shakes
• “Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64-color box, though I've got a few missing. It's ok though, because I've got some more vibrant colors like periwinkle at my disposal. I have a bit of a problem though in that I can only meet the 8-color boxes. Does anyone else have that problem? I mean there are so many different colors of life, of feeling, of articulation. So when I meet someone who's an 8-color type.. I'm like, "hey girl, magenta!" and she's like, "oh, you mean purple!" and she goes off on her purple thing, and I'm like, "no - I want magenta!" John Mayer
• “Everyone has a right to be stupid; some people just abuse the privilege.” ???
• “I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree then perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die” Eddie Izzard
• “I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.” J. D. Salinger
• “Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in order to secure my heart.” Margaret Cho
• “According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars” ???
• “Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.” Adrienne Gusoff