So today I start this ridiculous workout Boot Camp thing. I'm forcing myself to get healthy, and loose some weight and exercise. This is why...

• Diabetes sucks, and I already have sugar problems.
  • I like my appendages and would like to keep them as long as possible.
• I feel gross naked.
  • I figure the more fit i am the better the sex???
  • At least I’ll look good doing it.
  • Come on… I would pretty much do anything if you told me it made sex better.
    • My sex life is already pretty fucking fantastic.
      • I should have more sex...
      • I'm pretty sure Antonio would like that.
• It is supposed to help balance out the chemicals in your brain.
  • Anything to help with the crazy is always worth a try.
• Exercise is supposed to be good for menstrual cramps.
• It will make me healthier.
  • Fight heart disease
    • I’m told that wine is good for that too...
    • I love wine...
    • It makes me happy.
• I figure if I get in shape I will be one step closer to running that marathon some day.