• Finish reaading, filling out, printing, copies send in complete set of legal docs!
  • Decide on if I am going to take the modeling contract and job offer in London UK or
  • Or Decline UK Elite Modeling Contract and amazing job offer at my ex's work yikes
  • Decide if I am then going to either move to Heverly Hills, California or New York NY
  • Pack up my EVERYTHING in my apartment and oack according to what to take depending on where I end up moving (I HATE NOTHING MORE THAN PACKING AND UNPACKING!)
  • Consider hire Professional packing company if I am moving all my things to NYC or California (I am smack dab in the middle state of the USA..9 hour flight to each state rom where I live..driving..moving all my personal belongings...it will take 4- 5 day drive to get to California..when driving out West it is mostly open roads with absolutely nothing to look at until you I stop at the Great Salt Lake for photo ops, love love it there most gorgeous place I have ever seen..if only there were about a trillion less mosqitues biting at you all times lol)..the drive view gets interesting after that...The world's biggest ball of yarn..the Restaurant that the building is a sky high women cartoon character looking thing and you walk in under her SKIRT to get to the restaurant..why I have never been able to talk the person I am traveling with to take a detor and let me see this insane sick perverted trash town of a supposed "Historic landmark" "Top USA Must see Tourist Atractions"..and at least let me get a good laugh (how does anyone walk into the ladiess skirt to "eat" at the restaurant and take it seriously or not get grossed out or offended! LOL..if I choose Cali for my next chapter I am def stopping there to take a pic this time!..Skipping the world's biggest ball of yarn for sure! WTF America? lol
  • Learning everything I need to learn and know about my puppy flying all the way to London if that is my residece of choice...it's a 14 hour flight AFTER I switch flights in NYC which is roughly a 7-8 hour flight depending on teh size of the plane and if you have to stop in Washington D.C. to once again switch flights.. (I once had to stop in Chicago to switch flights...Do they let her out to go Potty or am I going to have a pee and poopy covered Miss Tinley Harper puppy to pick up in luggage as my welcome to London present!!!!?? No way can a 2 pound puppy hold it for the whole almost 20 hour plus total with layovers etc and then the whole non stop 14 plus hour flight to London..clearly we are over an ocean the whole time and I am doubting they have an employeed that sits down in the doggy luggage area with a doggy potty park in the plan's storage compartment to let the pet's go potty...if they do..that is freaking amazing..but I am guessng not even private jets offer that as a luxury add on! ...She has to come with me she is my little baby and I have never been away from her for more than 12 hours her whole almost 1 year life..she is going to cry and cry and bark like she is big and mean when she is a tiny squirt and has the cutest not at all scarey bark ever that may drive the passengers stuck sitting over the pet storage compartment area crazy bc she will not let up the whole flight...do they even let you fly your pets on international fights? I really need to figure this out...surely they do not make you load her on a cargo ship like shark bate... (which some sicko's do use live dog's for shark bate..so no way am I going to let Little Miss Tinley Harper board a ship to the UK!..First class mail? lol..I need my ever handy amazon that has a book on every crazy off the wall topic you can think of..and usually has hundreds of choices..but what should I type in search engine on amazon...can I fly my tea cup puppy to the other side of the pond? If so..HOw and how much does it cost and do they elt her go potty? What if they misplace her?....Maybe flying with pets 101 for dummies..? lol
  • Purchase a lot of British sweaters and booties for Miss Tinley Haroer (even though she HATES ME FOR A WHOLE DAY when I force her into a cute sweater and have to take a million photos as quick as I can since she usually is bucking around like a bull or horse at a rodeao doing everything she can to get her puppy teeth on that sweater to rip it apart..4 times now she has went on a "I hate sweaters but clearly my mommy is a complete lunitic and thinks I am the most adorable thing on earth in those disgusting things..so I must hunt them down and destroy them ever so pre-mediated murdered of designer tea cup apparell..some of her doggy tea cup clothes (literally are to small to fit on a babudool..my baby cousin who just turned 2 tried very very very hard to get what she thought was a new red jacket with a santa clause white ball fluff like Santa on the hood that says "Tiniest Yet Cutest Property of the North Pole" red santa jacket (it looks more like an abercrombie and fitch hoodie jacket design than santa..except for the adorable tiny Santa white fluff a t the top of the hood..which yes I do make her put on the hood for pictures...she somehow has hunted down all but two of her 12 sweaters and completely destroyed them ...literally laying under my feet while I am on the computer zoned out..she will even pretend she is sleeping and hide whatever victim she has under her or behindm my view...she has gotten super smart lately and goes and lays on my masterbed where I can't see her but she can see me out in my office area from my fancy stand alone mirror I have that matches with my entire couture vanity set..she can see me through looking in my mirror in my bedroom while I am out here but I can't see her..and I assume she has gone in for a puppy snooze (which is believavle bc I haev the weirdetst dog ever...she absolutely MUST have her entire head covered where it is pitch black in order for her to sleep..lately she has been waiting until I am fast asleep and slowly but surely scouting her tiny little head and neck deep under my pillow for completel darkness..after waking up with my neck in that horrid crick in your neck want to scream like a baby if you turn it at all pain..I started sleeping with my arms tucked undermy pillow or put one of my huge fluffy show pillows right up against my pillow which is to heavy for her to move...she has tried barrel crawling under it..trying to get under my pillow..she hates the feel of silk show pillow fabric and she knows I get mad when she sheds all over my Neimun Marcus bed set (it cost more than my 1st car did! lol) how a dog that tiny has so much black/brown hair to shed which sticks to silk pillow cases like glue..so she barrel crawls all the way under the big pillow to get undermy memory foam pillow which was 200 dollars and she has eaten a huge corener section out of while punching on it like a trampoline when I was washing the cover the one day...I about killed her but her bounching like straight up and down like a kangaroo with memory foam flying everywhere made me laugh so hard I couldn't stop until my tummy was screaming for me to stop..she dodged a bullet there...but she has los tthe battle after me flicking her pretty hard anytime I feel she trying to squeeze under my can't live without fav pillow..not hard enough to make her yelp..just enough to sting..I woke up one morning panicking bc I could not find my tiny princess anywhere..I literally threw all my piullows and blankets off my bed and called my mom crying hysterically bc I was half asleep and Tinley is always asleep against me..my mom told me to take a chill pill and asked if I called for her..that maybe she was out sunbathing in the sunshine shining in my living room area like she loves to do..still half asleep (so asleep I did not even remember the whole depolicle lol) I shouted Baby Tinley..Tinley Harper..Miss Tinley where are you? and suddenly her baby bed (that I have two baby blankets that I head up in teh dryer to wrap her up in each night (yes she is so spoiled)..she hates the blankets though..the second they get cold she pounces on them up and down like a kangaroo until they eventually are outside her baby bed....I had noticed her baby puppy bed was upside down which had never been before..so I never thouhgt to think of looking under it..she is so tiiny and so obsessed with it being completely pitch dark when she sleeps and loving to be warm ..she is such a smartie pants puppy, she had turned her baby bed over ontop of her and snoozed all night long cozy safe warm pitch black in her little fort of an upside down baby puppy bed..at first she just stuck her tiny little nose out..then she lifted her sleepy puppy adorable eyes just enough to give me alook like "what the hell is all the noise about.can't you see the princess is in her so smartly built fort sleeping..shut up I am still here and super cute under my upside down baby bed..yes say aww and think I am so precious but don't you dare mes sup my fort! gave me a very grouchy puppy growl that sounded more like a baby elephant than anything and hid back under her fort..litereally invisble under her upside bed..I have noidea how she even gets it upside down when it's 3 times her size and weight..she doesn't even let her puppy tail stick out while asleep under there..that is her "Tinley's castle for snoozing do not dare disturb my perfect pitch darkness after all the work I have to do each night to flip this damn bed over ontop of me perfectly wher eabsolutely none of me can be seen and absolutely no light can get in..she growls at nips at me anytime I peek under her new sleeping fort..she is one p* offed puppy if I accidently knock her puppy hide away fort off her an doff the side of the bed wher eshe cannot get it back on the bed in my sleep...she know paws at my face and growls very angrily at me for about 5 grownls..then punches on the back of my head or stomach like a cazy kangaroo barking her her tiny but mighty super pissed "FIX MY FORT MOOMY" bark bark bark bouce bounce bounce..until I finally get all the way out of my warm ebd, go around to the other side of my way to big of a bed for just us 2..put it back on top of her perfectly..she then waits until I am back in my bed and she sticks her littel rotten head out and gives me a warning minature bark of "and don't do it again meano mommy." warning! lolol good god what is she going to do in a puppy carry on..it's super awesome luxury puppy travel couture..matches my L.V. luggage set and everything..but she absolutely HAAAATEEEES it and bucks around like a bucking rodeo bull in it (which the top is a suitcase type of material that can open where she can stick her head out if I feel like showing her off..but she is strong and jumps around so hard until it the felcrow and zipper somehow comes undoone and then jumps out and runs and hides where I can't reach her for a good hour...that is if we are inside my place...she has escaped while outside in my "secured" parking lot...not at all tiny puppy secured..she runs away for at least an hour no wher eto be found...luckily I have her microchipped..so I have learned just to come home and pull up her "Home Again" micro chip online puppy gps locator (totally worth all 600 dolars! I can tell the exact inch of her location and watch her where she goves every inch while playing on facebook..I just keep my front door cracked open with her favorite steak treats in a fancy oh so tempting pile..one at the top of my stairs..then one at my door entrance then a big tasty pile she eventually runs full speed at and I have to literally throw myself throuh the air to leap forward and just barely grab her back puppy paw of even once her tail..which she bit me on the nose and HARD it bleed for 3 hours..she got a huge spankin for that one....I do have the normal type (well travel in style type) of puppy carrier..but she literally claws at the metal door until her tiny little nose and paws are bleeding......maybe I should use this month I have left to just take her to a "travel" trainer each day! LOLOL

Sheesh Miss Tinley Harper takes up my entire January to Do time! Cute little brat!

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