- "Slow thank you"
- "EAT HER!"
- Obama/Biden memes
- Anything my cats do
- Describing Thomas Barrow as "As dishy as he is devious"
- "Maybe your cats aren't cats, maybe they are aliens like Stitch."
- "I googled it."
- Andrew almost breaking my bed in the ICU
- Thugisa
- The entirety of my obsession with Love Nikki Dress-Up Queen (and recruiting others to play it)
- Any joke about coffee
- "I'm a majestic fart squirrell"
- "Witches who drink TEA!"
- "Fucking Christmas zombies."
jan 17 2017 ∞
jan 1 2018 +