- If I was a month, I’d be April
- If I was a day of the week, I’d be Thursday
- If I was a time of day, I’d be late afternoon
- If I was an animal of the sea, I’d be a manatee
- If I was a direction, I’d be northwest
- If I was a planet, I'd be Mars
- If I was a piece of furniture, I’d be an accent table and bite your ankles
- If I was a sin, I'd be lust
- If I was a historical figure, I'd be Laura Ingalls Wilder
- If I was a liquid, I’d be coffee
- If I was a gemstone, I’d be melanite
- If I was a tree, I’d be a Japanese maple
- If I was a bird, I'd be...pretty miserable. i hate birds.
- If I was a tool, I’d be a leatherman
- If I was a flower, I'd be a stargazer lily
- If I was a material, I’d be alpaca yarn
- If I was a kind of weather, I’d be partly cloudy with a storm coming in
- If I was a musical instrument, I’d be a piano
- If I was a color, I’d be indigo
- If I was a vegetable, I'd be a cucumber
- If I was a word, I'd be undulate
- If I was an emotion, I’d be dull sadness
- If I was a fruit, I’d be honeydew
- If I was a sound, I’d be wheels on gravel
- If I was a body part, I'd be nostrils
- If I was a song, I'd be an annoying earworm
- If I was an element, I’d be molybdenum
- If I was an automobile, I’d be an '03 toyota echo
- If I was a food, I’d be macaroni and cheese
- If I was a taste, I’d be salty
- If I was a scent, I’d be lavender
- If I was a place, I’d be a museum
- If I was a mammal, I'd be a guinea pig
- If I was a phase of the moon, I'd be waxing crescent
- If I was a berry, I'd be a strawberry
- If I was a book, I'd be nonfiction
- If I was a story, I'd be poorly edited
oct 29 2010 ∞
jul 9 2013 +
