- this would totally happen to me.
- and this
- they make that high-pitched screaming noise.
- they spend several years being sticky.
- I am not a patient person.
- Infant day care is 50% of my monthly income
- I would never be able to play video games again
- Childbirth is both excruciatingly painful and expensive.
- I don't deal well with guilt.
- I have spent very little time with children and don't really know what to do with them.
- It's not that I don't like children, it's that I don't like most people, and children are people.
- My boyfriend's last name is pre-hyphenated and rhymes with mine; he refuses to take mine and I refuse to take his, and I can't think of any acceptable solutions for our potential offspring.
- They are rather labor-intensive, especially at first.
- Diapers.
- I already hate my body. Giving birth would not be an improvement.
- I'd probably screw up most of the same things I think my parents did.
- Untreated anxiety disorders + parenting = not so grate aktually.
- I'm incredibly uncomfortable being the leader/person in charge which is pretty much the definition of a parent
- 18+ years of intense financial (and otherwise) responsibility for someone other than myself.
- They can be extremely annoying.
- what's this crap about going nine months without coffee?
- There are more than enough people in the world already.
nov 2 2010 ∞
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