• Subscription to a daily newspaper
  • Lomography cameras
may 6 2021 ∞
may 6 2021 +
  • New name
  • Set up actual schedule we can stick to weekly
  • Find new website to host (?) (apparently you can do this on wordpress if you have a premium account- test this)
  • Think of structure for episodes
  • Research having possible guests on
apr 28 2021 ∞
apr 28 2021 +
  • Inspection (4/27)
  • Appraisal (4/27)
  • Sit down and write a list with N about all the things we need to do before moving in
  • Break lease (one month's rent)
  • Call utilities
  • Call moving company and set moving dates
  • Let Mom know when to come up and help
  • Buy boxes/ bubble wrap/ packing tape
  • Look into getting place cleaned and painted before move in date
  • Buy realtor thank you card/ gift
  • Closing date: May 28, 2021
apr 26 2021 ∞
apr 28 2021 +
  • Random Acts of Kindness
  • ☐ Stick written notes and handmade bookmarks into library books
  • ☐ Leave notes of encouragement/ appreciation on car windshields
  • ☑ Praise a specific server on an online review
  • ☐ Buy someone's coffee/ fast food order
  • ☐ Volunteer or tutor
  • ☐ Send letters of appreciation to people you love
  • ☐ Feed someone's meter
  • ☐ Donate clothing
  • ☐ Buy and use these
may 20 2021 ∞
may 27 2021 +
  • Read more Fran Lebowitz
  • Do not, and I repeat, DO NOT bite your hangnails
  • See above
  • Ruth Hunt's Cream Candy texture is a mystery to me
jan 14 2021 ∞
apr 25 2021 +
  • That time they buzzed me in at the Jared Jewelry store but I pushed the door instead of pulling it and two women started yelling at me to just pull the door you idiot so in a panic I pushed even harder and the two women had to come open the door while simultaneously rolling their eyes so hard that they flew out of their faces and rolled away.
  • That time I ran into my old boss from Macy's at Staples after I was a no-show for four weeks and so I hid behind backpacks and other school supplies for an hour just to avoid an awkward encounter even though I'm pretty sure he saw me anyway and thought damn, dodged a bullet with that one didn't I.
  • That time at Michael's during my holiday rush shift where a woman fought with me over the price of a Christmas tree and then threw a stack of fifty coupons at me an...
may 20 2020 ∞
may 18 2021 +

List originally posted October 30, 2019

  • Leaving your boyfriend’s apartment at 4 am on a Saturday because he has to work, going to the 24-hour gas station, and buying peppered beef jerky (because you had a craving) and coffee. Having both when you get home and then passing out on your couch afterward.
  • Forgetting to take your medicine on a bi-weekly basis. Waking up with a terrible headache akin to the ones you used to get after a night of hardcore binge-drinking.
  • Jumping up and down on your floor because your downstairs neighbors are blasting music yet again and rather than go down there and ask them politely to turn it down, you have convinced yourself that something will happen to you if you do (like your car will get keyed or tires slashed or you’ll get robbed). Especially conside...
apr 25 2020 ∞
apr 25 2021 +
  • Clairefontaine Triomphe
apr 29 2021 ∞
apr 29 2021 +
  • Driving : I hate to drive, mostly because I am an paranoid, anxiety-riddled mess that constantly interprets things around me as dangerous. Driving is the riskiest thing that I do on a semi-frequent basis. Whenever possible, I make my friends/ family/ boyfriend drive me around so I feel safer but when I do drive I have terrible road rage and break out into a fear-induced sweat.
  • Family Reunions: Hell is a place where family reunions occur often. There you will find relatives you've never met who will ask you all sorts of inappropriate or divisive things, including but not limited to the following: How much do you weigh? Who did you vote for in the last election? Have you been constipated recently? Why is your sister single still? Why aren't you having children? I don't know third cousin twice removed, I just don't know.
apr 25 2021 ∞
apr 25 2021 +
  • Adventures in Taylorland: Stories About One Woman Who Just Couldn't Handle Any of It
  • I Pulled a Tick Off My Boyfriend's Back (And Other Stories of Terror)
  • My Ex-Fiance Is My Best Friend (And Other Wild Confessions)
  • Hold the Cheese Please (And Other Unpopular Habits I'm Not Proud Of)
  • I Didn't Mean To (But I Did Anyway): The Life of a Mischievous Woman
  • Female Protagonist: How I Starred and Wallowed in My Own Designated Melodrama
  • Emotional Bitch (And Other Names I've Been Called)
  • Fake Feelings (And Real Feelings That Someone Thought Were Fake)
  • Bipolar Days (And Some Other More Uninteresting Days)
  • Nothing But Drama (You Would Cry Too, Boo F*cking Hoo): Stories
apr 30 2020 ∞
may 12 2021 +