- Adventures in Taylorland: Stories About One Woman Who Just Couldn't Handle Any of It
- I Pulled a Tick Off My Boyfriend's Back (And Other Stories of Terror)
- My Ex-Fiance Is My Best Friend (And Other Wild Confessions)
- Hold the Cheese Please (And Other Unpopular Habits I'm Not Proud Of)
- I Didn't Mean To (But I Did Anyway): The Life of a Mischievous Woman
- Female Protagonist: How I Starred and Wallowed in My Own Designated Melodrama
- Emotional Bitch (And Other Names I've Been Called)
- Fake Feelings (And Real Feelings That Someone Thought Were Fake)
- Bipolar Days (And Some Other More Uninteresting Days)
- Nothing But Drama (You Would Cry Too, Boo F*cking Hoo): Stories
- My Boss Complimented My Earlobes (And Other Strange Details)
- All Over The Place (Where I've Gone, Where I Haven't, and My Wild Moods that Came Along for the Ride)
- Listen Here You (And Other Microaggressive Statements I've Made Throughout It All)
- You Weren't So Special (But Man, I Sure I Thought I Was)
- You're Obviously Confused: All The Times Men Told Me I Was, When I Really Wasn't
- Get F*cked Facebook: One Woman's Lonely Walk Without Social Media
- What The Hell Was That? (That One Time I Heard A Strange Noise but Also Just My Life in General)
- He Kicked Me Off My Horse! (And Other Stories of How Men Tried to Smother Me in Both Life and Video Games)
- Your Head Is Fat: Stories About A Woman With A Large Head and the Shit She Filled It With
- I Can't Sleep (Or Why I Watched Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory Every Night for Three Years Straight)
- Points Off For Using the F Word (And Other Times Someone Tried to Censor Me in Life)
- Two Words: Chicken Minis (And Other Reasons Why A Straight-A Student Flunked Out of College the First Time)
- He Had a Club Foot (And Other Stories of Note)
- Associate of The Quarter: How Retail Taught Me Both Everything and Nothing
- Two Bottles of Wine and Some Tacos (How My Nightly Routine Almost Killed Me and Other Fun Stories)
- The Time I Was Fireman Carried Out of Someone's Apartment (And Other Stories)
- My Aunt Fell in a Well and Lived to Tell the Tale (And Other Non-Rhyming Stories)
- I Ran Past a Snake (or How My Heroism Saved My Family From Certain Doom and Other Stories)
- I Was on Barney Once (How My Claim to Fame Impressed No One So I Had to Write This Memoir Instead)
- The Extra Roommate (Or How Eight Women Conspired Against Me to Have Me Removed from My College Dorm)
- The Answer Is Always French Toast (A Life Filled with Good Breakfasts and Sometimes Other Things Too)
- I'm Not Seasick (My Teenage Years on a Boat and Other Stories)
- I Want to Be The Red Ranger! (And Other Hissy Fits Thrown Throughout My Life)
- I Drove My Beetle Through Amish Country (And Other Strange Scenarios)
- My Date Tried to Convert Me to Christianity (And Other Times I Got Shitfaced)
- I Got Dumped Through Text in a TJ Maxx (And More Embarrassing Times of Defeat)
- Hey Jessica! (And Other Names I've Been Called That I Won't Respond To)
- That One Time I Dated my Professor (And Other Awkward As Hell Stories)
- Gimme That Chocolate (Confessions of a Chocolate Addict Who Finally Got the Help She Needed)
- I See Faces in Everything (And Other Notable Neuroses)
- The Vantablack Sheep (My History of Not Fitting In Anywhere)
- Who Me? OH, You Meant The Person Behind Me! (Stories of Embarrassment and Confusion)
- My Great Grandpa Shot My Great Grandma (And Other Charming Family Stories)
- You Can't Make This Shit Up: Stories of Love, Loss, and F*cked Up Stuff
- Some Love Letters to my Naysayers (And Other Essays)
- I Don't Know What You're Talking About (And Many Other Lies I've Told)
- Go Move Your Shape (And Other Moments of Childhood Embarrassment)
- Clean Up My Dog's Shit (And Other Things I Wasn't Expecting to Hear At My Arts and Crafts Job)
- I Took The GRE In An Hour (And Other Major Life Mistakes)
- No Granddaughter of Mine Would Ever Vote For Obama (And Other Things Once Said To Me)
- Sneaking Onto Boats at Night With Boys (Stories)
- Angsty: How Bipolar Disorder Tried to Ruin My Life (But I Fought It Off In a Hand-to-Hand Battle With Nunchucks and Throwing Stars)
- My Boyfriend Is Bald, Okay? (And Other Uninteresting Facts)
- I Wore a Motorcycle Jacket To A Motorcycle Date (And Looked A Fool): Stories
- My Own Personal Bathroom (And Other Perks of Being the Only Female At Your Place of Employment)
- How To Apply For A Loan (And Some Other Things My Parents Never Taught Me)
- Cancel The Frosty (And Many More Inappropriate Things Said At Funerals I've Attended)
- The Christmas Possum (Family Traditions I Still Don't Quite Understand)
- I Punched a Rottweiler To Save My Chick-Fil-A (And Other Notable Battles I've Fought in My Lifetime)
- Half-Siblings Don't Count (Or How My Father's Family Tried To Ruin Our Lives)
- No One Asked You: Essays
- My Ex's Father Tried to Run Me Off The Road With His Car (And Other Equally Bizarre Tales)
- How To Permanently Destroy A Relationship In Eight Easy Steps
apr 30 2020 ∞
sep 15 2023 +