- On Wednesdays drinks coffee out of a mug that says "Mondays Should Be Optional" and has a picture of a sloth hanging from a tree
- Has anywhere from six to seven books stacked on her bedside table even though she's only reading two or three at a time
- Sleeps with a night guard in her mouth to keep her teeth from grinding (and she never washes it because she's disgusting like that)
- Has far too many pairs of socks and only wears a couple of pairs regularly
- Buys a stuffed Baby Yoda (aka "The Child") to hang out in her office
- Pretends to know what's going on at work but in reality knows absolutely nothing (and therefore has impostor syndrome)
- Takes the shrimp tails off before she cooks the shrimp and gags several days later when they stink up her trash
- Isn't really sure of her own financial future and so she chooses to blindly and ignorantly ignore it hoping that someone will figure it out for her
- Gets very annoyed when people cancel or reschedule meetings or plans at the last minute
- Dresses like a teenager still (and is regularly mistaken for one due to her cursed baby face)
- Is scared of the dark so her boyfriend allows her to sleep with a nightlight even though it bugs the hell out of him
- Doesn't know how to talk to her own father on the phone because she has such a strained relationship with him that it's always awkward
- Consistently drives ten miles over the speed limit and knows that some day her luck will run out and she'll definitely be getting pulled over
- Eats too many strawberries on an empty stomach and spends the rest of the day in gastrointestinal distress
- Has put off hanging up her artwork and pictures since she moved into her new place because she's lazy and her boyfriend refuses to help
- Explains to her grandmother why she and her ex-fiance didn't work out even though her grandmother was convinced he was the one (and so after she hangs up with her grandmother she sobs uncontrollably)
- Binges on Cheddar Chex Mix at 6 AM
- Bites her cheek while binging on Cheddar Chex Mix at 6 AM
- Listens to Ruby Haunt on repeat and cries along when there's nothing to even cry about
- Has a miniature picture of her boyfriend in her office that he absolutely despises and so she keeps it out of spite and sometimes he hides it so she prints another one anyway
- Is consistently overwhelmed by all of the things she'll never get to experience in her lifetime
- Tries to get dogs' attention when she seems them out and about
- Is inconvenienced by the smallest amount of change
- Always has a hang nail
- Deletes her embarrassing text message responses even though they've already been sent so she doesn't have to see them ever again
- Uses multi-colored post-it notes to remind her of important (or not so important) things
- Constantly wears a headband to keep her hair out of her face
- Goes by her middle name instead of her first name
jul 29 2020 ∞
apr 13 2021 +