- Math: I've always hated math and numbers. I suppose I got into the wrong field. If math were a person it would be my number one enemy. I'm so thankful to the restaurants that have the tip already calculated for you so I don't have to spend ten minutes panicking over my phone to make sure I'm tipping the correct amount. For shame.
- Parallel parking (or parking in general): In our neighborhood there is only parallel parking. It takes me almost thirty minutes just to be able to park and even then I'm usually crooked or parked three feet from the curb (which I run over consistently). It's embarrassing. You'd think I'd be improving over time and yet I continue to be terrible at it. I even have a back up camera!
- Small talk: I'm so awkward and uncomfortable making small talk, especially with strangers. In the elevator at work someone will tell me good morning and I'll end up gushing to them about how my pee was a neon yellow color that morning and that I think energy drinks are to blame. They'll be so uncomfortable that when I see them again they won't look me in the eye or acknowledge my existence.
- Running: People have always made fun of me when I run. Apparently I have a bizarre gait that makes it look like all of my limbs are broken and I'm trying to hop away from some invisible monster. Not only is my manner of running strange, I can't run for very long distances. In high school gym we had to run a mile every couple of weeks and even though I was relatively fit I would always have the worst time out of our entire class.
jul 22 2020 ∞
apr 13 2021 +