Season One

• Episode 1, Pilot
  • I would totally do the hot dog thing in real life. Fuck people who think they're above others in order to cut in line.
  • Pete (played by Scott Adsit aka Baymax) is my absolute favorite.
  • Another great character is Kenneth (played by Jack McBrayer).
  • YESSS!!! Jack Donaghy. Alec Baldwin is king in this show.
  • "Do we own Kmart now?" "No." "Then why are you dressed like we do?"
  • "You have the boldness of a much younger woman."
  • Rachel Dratch has awesome cameos in this first season.
  • "I am a jedi! I am a jedi!"
  • "I'm not on crack, I'm straight up mentally ill!"
• Episode 2, The Aftermath
  • "Do not look at me in the eyes!"
  • "If you ever want to piss off your parents, you come see me."
  • "He bit Dakota Fanning on the face."
  • "Freaky deakies need love too!"
  • Haha the mic was on!
  • Haha the mic was on again!
  • "We gotta do something." "Let's crash my car and see if the airbags go off."
  • Another Rachel Dratch cameo
• Episode 3, Blind Date
  • I used to worry about choking to death in my apartment too.
  • "Now you should all learn from Pete's mistake."
  • "That's a giant shrimp."
  • "And also people were yelling and I got confused by the rules."
• Episode 4, Jack The Writer
  • "You have those black shark eyes."
  • Aww, Jack's monologue about being friends with Liz.
  • Haha Kenneth with Mrs. Jordan is hysterical.
  • "Well I don't like you anymore." "I don't believe you."