- Adulting is crying while eating a pop tart
- Adulting is being too afraid to call the doctor so you don’t go at all
- Adulting is buying books that you shouldn’t buy because you already have so much to read
- Adulting is being too lazy to ask for a refund on something
- Adulting is getting lost while driving around looking for a Staples
- Adulting is saying yes to someone when they ask you a question and you didn’t hear it at all
- Adulting is wanting a puppy but knowing you’re not responsible enough to own one
- Adulting is daydreaming of a new job while working a shitty one
- Adulting is driving an hour to the bank just to cash a check
- Adulting is having awkward family conversations and interactions at Christmas that will be burned into your mind forever
- Adulting is being homesick
- Adulting is spending weeks trying to determine a good birthday present for your boyfriend and being dissatisfied when you finally do decide on something
- Adulting is eating chocolate before 10 am
- Adulting is waiting for a letter from your pen pal who hasn’t written you in two months
- Adulting is skipping lunch to take a nap
- Adulting is eating CBD candies in an attempt to treat anxiety
- Adulting is hiding things behind your stuffed baby Yoda aka Grogu
- Adulting is having an energy drink addiction
- Adulting is watching sad movies intentionally in order to purge emotions
- Adulting is crying at the Muppets
- Adulting is claiming things are overrated when they usually are
- Adulting is struggling to find patience for strangers especially when driving
- Adulting is having nacho cheese stains on your fingers from Spicy Doritos
- Adulting is getting horoscopes sent to you by your mother
- Adulting is buying sparkling cider after New Years
- Adulting is not vacuuming because your vacuum is too heavy to carry up the stairs
- Adulting is eating gas station food a lot more than you’d like to admit
- Adulting is wearing a skeleton onesie
- Adulting is pretending to like rice cakes
- Adulting is ignoring critical responsibilities because you cannot be bothered
- Adulting is being frantic when your dog starts to choke on their food
- Adulting is debating on babies and never really having a clear answer on the matter
- Adulting is running out of checks and being too scared to order more
- Adulting is hurting your back doing absolutely nothing (no seriously, even thinking about hurting your back hurts it)
- Adulting is sleeping with two stuffed animals in a bed you share with your partner
- Adulting is being manic and spending $500 on your Amazon wish list because fuck it, am I right?
- Adulting is watching your partner mow the lawn in 90 degree weather while kicking your feet up with a good book
- Adulting is refrigerator magnets of little cats doing headstands
- Adulting is laughing at your co-worker's jokes even though you hate them (both the jokes and your co-worker)
- Adulting is drinking bubble tea
- Adulting is actively avoiding vacuuming because the vacuum is too heavy to carry up the stairs
- Adulting is peeping out the window to look at your neighbor's back yard because their dog is in it and it's a cute dog
jan 6 2021 ∞
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