- Jealousy of others' youth
- Commenting on how awful the generation is below you
- Random, inexplicable pains and aches
- The desire to get up before the sun rises so you can accomplish more during the day
- Not wanting to spend any money so you can accrue more in your savings
- General concerns about your 401k and retirement plan
- The inability to function normally without caffeine
- Commenting on younger people's fashion sense
- Paying your bills early and feeling anxious when they're close to being due
- Being deeply invested in local news and politics
- Not knowing any modern day music artist
may 11 2020 ∞
apr 13 2021 +