• When you send someone a picture, check what's in the background first.
  • Always keep a pen in your bag.
  • When someone says, "Here, do my shots for me this round!" politely decline.
  • Never buy lingerie from Amazon.
  • If you're searching for that last sock or fabric softener sheet after drying your clothes, it's probably in one of your pant legs (edit: or in the washer or dryer still)
may 4 2020 ∞
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