- "Random question for you: do you think if we had kids that they would be smart? Because this lady at work talks all the time about how intelligent her daughter is. That's she's only six years old and she's already coding, playing piano, and building bird houses on her own. I'm worried our not-yet-born, fictional daughter is falling behind where she needs to be at her age."
- "Did you get hacked? I saw you post an article about getting free stocks on Twitter and that doesn't seem like you at all. I reported the tweet but I wanted to check just in case it's legit and you're actually spreading your filthy propaganda all over the place. Tsk tsk if so."
- "You eat lentils so much that eventually you're going to turn into one. And then we won't be able to date anymore, cause you know, you'll be a lentil."
- "Every time someone uses "your" instead of "you're" an angel falls from the sky and dies."
jul 31 2020 ∞
apr 13 2021 +