- Sneaking downstairs to watch Degrassi marathons during the weekend and binge-eating cheese balls while doing so
- Spending a lot of time picking the perfect AIM away messages and song lyrics for my profile
- Late nights in AIM chat rooms (eyebrow raise)
- Dressing head to toe in Billabong
- Getting platinum blonde highlights
- Deciding who would make my top 8 in Myspace
- Drinking Dr. Pepper mixed with Malibu Rum
- Learning HTML in order to customize my Neopets' profiles
- Venting about how much I hated both my boyfriend and gym class on Xanga
- Burying a "time capsule" shoe box in a trash bag down by the river and then forgetting where I buried it
- Having my Motorola Rzer stolen off the bus along with my brown and pink purse with the over-sized button on it
- Watching Talk Sex with Sue Johanson on the Oxygen channel while making friendship bracelets in the middle of the night
- Letting the guy I had a crush on draw penises on the tip of my Converses in Latin Class
- Singing Avril Lavigne's Skater Boy at the top of my lungs with my best friend
- Collecting jelly wristbands and being oblivious to the sexual connotations
- Changing into a miniskirt in the girls bathroom to watch my middle school boyfriend at football practice in 50 degree weather
- Trying to roll a blunt with a post-it note
- Poking at the dead squirrels in my friend's backyard pool with sticks
- Decorating my locker with Happy Bunny magnets
- Discussing how deep and cool the movie "Thirteen" was
- Wearing a cabbie hat sideways and unironically
- Having painful braces
- Lots and lots of MTV: specifically Room Raiders, My Super Sweet 16, True Life, Next, Made, Parental Control, etc.
may 22 2020 ∞
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