- How coffee goes from nuclear to freezing in less than three minutes
- Having to turn left in a center turning lane
- Getting your sleeves wet when washing your hands
- When your hoodie string comes out after washing it
- When your tacos spill out into the bottom of the takeout bag
- When you're in a fast food line and the person in front of you pulls out a long list of orders
- When a bird shits on your freshly washed car
- When you get watermarks on your wooden furniture for fucks sake
- When someone at the gym tries to "compete" with you
- When you pour a bowl of cereal and then discover your milk is expired
- When you get your hair caught in the back of your hair dryer
- When a car has a loud bass and is hanging outside of your house
- When you peel a sticker off and there is a sticky residue left behind
apr 1 2020 ∞
oct 8 2020 +