- Read three books simultaneously, alternating after each chapter
- Make fake binoculars using your hands and look around your room
- Breathe on your desk, so that it makes a condensation circle, and then use your finger tips to make a smiley in it
- Stretch and then flex
- Press your forehead against your desk and stare at your feet
- Search for the "Cooking By The Book" video with Lil Jon
- Read your horoscope
- Pay bills
- Pluck your eyebrows
- Wash your face and moisturize
- Repeatedly check the status of your Amazon package in a state of paranoia
- Research Joaquin Phoenix's and Rooney Mara's baby
- Stare out the window
- Read some more
- Count down the hours until lunch time
- Floss
- Call up a friend and talk for an hour and half
- Research Brad Falchuk's and Gwyneth Paltrow's marriage
- Fight with a fucking stink bug that's stuck in your blinds yet again
- Aromatherapy
- Online shopping
- Open up a fresh notebook to start writing but nothing comes to mind
- Text your boyfriend approximately every 4.3 seconds to no response because he's working unlike you
may 18 2020 ∞
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