- During any important moment in my life, there has been a lawn mower in the background.
- I swear to God, lawn mowers have been the soundtrack to all of my pain and suffering.
- When I hear a lawn mower I become outrageously angry.
- It reminds me of that term "misaphonia" where loud noises irrationally upset you.
- When they come to mow the apartment lawn it takes all day. From sun up to sun down. They seem to go over the same spots multiple times. Not to mention the weed eating and leaf blowing that go on afterward.
- Lawn mowers have a special frequency that reaches the inner most portion of the human brain and flicks it like a childhood bully would.
- Lawn mowers seemingly want to annoy you. A cacophony of nothing but the worst type of noises at an insufferable pitch.
- A morning meeting with a lawn mower in the background ruins everything. Suddenly people can't hear you and they're going "WE CAN'T HEAR YOU!" and I'm like, well that's funny because "I CAN'T HEAR YOU EITHER!"
- Everyone driving a lawn mower is wearing protective ear gear. Why aren't we afforded the same luxury?
aug 27 2020 ∞
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