• shoot a puppy in the face
  • microwave a hamster
  • survive a shark attack
  • eat any sort of body part belonging to something else. intestines. eyeballs. brains.
  • staple my finger
  • get high on glue
  • read an entire textbook
  • drink rotten milk
  • swim with a lizard in the pool
  • burp the alphabet
  • wrangle a snake
  • run over a skunk
  • be a tambourine player
  • plunge a toilet
may 27 2009 ∞
may 27 2009 +