Things I Used to Believe:

• when you eat a seed from a fruit, it grows in your stomach and whenever you drink water you are watering the plant even more
• christianity completely
• that the chubbyness of someone’s fingers was directly related to how clean or dirty they were
• that I was an alien -seriously
• my mother liked playing cards with me at night in her bed when my father was on business trips
• love triumphs over everything
• heaven and hell
• death
• that you actually got more change back when paying with cash [I don’t even know where the logic in this one comes from.. ]
• touching the circles on the backs of VHS tapes would ruin them
• that I was the only one who knew how to get the nintendo 64 to work
• that I would be with andrew forever
• that because my shoes were called ‘powerwings’ I could run extraordinarily faster and longer
• that urinals were just weird showers
• that condoms were a type of soda
• that you had to be married to have sex. like you just couldn’t do it if you weren’t married
• that I could change the color of the stoplight from red to green with my mind
• that tomorrow is friday. [like, it was always friday. I heard my father say “tomorrow’s friday.” thus tomorrow=friday.]