- I don't want your f***ing soup.
- (after sitting down, taking a bite out of an apple, spitting it out all over the wall, and throwing the apple across the room) UGH, I hate apples!
- I'll f***ing kill you.
- I like the way your workmanship works.
- Man, I'm great at pulling things out of my butt.
- Dad, this one time...Hannah told me not to tell anyone, but..she told me that you really annoy her. And she doesn't like it when you slump her. And she likes mom better. And she kind of wants to kill you.
- Where am I?
- I've got to take the dook of my life right now
- Can you even grow pubic hair?
- You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. I'm Heaven.
aug 10 2012 ∞
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