• "don't give me blanks woman!"
  • "I duck hate cucumber"- autocorrect
  • "Guess what? I f***ed my ankle"- She was meant to say f***ing hurt
  • "Bored shitless sums me up"
  • "F*** him and his bitchezzz"-Ranting
  • "He can get boobs and die"- Ranting
  • "His douche canoe"
  • "House shit going?"- terrible autocorrection there
  • "No I am a *insert poo emoji* *insert girl with crown emoji"- Was meant to be 'I am a *insert girl with crown emoji* you * insert poo emoji'
may 14 2015 ∞
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