• "don't give me blanks woman!"
  • "I duck hate cucumber"- autocorrect
  • "Guess what? I f***ed my ankle"- She was meant to say f***ing hurt
  • "Bored shitless sums me up"
  • "F*** him and his bitchezzz"-Ranting
  • "He can get boobs and die"- Ranting
  • "His douche canoe"
  • "House shit going?"- terrible autocorrection there
  • "No I am a *insert poo emoji* *insert girl with crown emoji"- Was meant to be 'I am a *insert girl with crown emoji* you * insert poo emoji'
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  • How to play the guitar
  • How to knit
  • How to dance (terrible dancer)
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  • The Notebook (2004)
  • 500 Days of Summer (2009)
  • Brokeback Mountain (2005)
  • When Harry Met Sally (1989)
  • Romeo + Juliet (1996)
  • WALL-E (2008)
  • Up (2009)
  • Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)
  • Beauty and the Beast (1991)
  • Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961)
  • Titanic (1997)
  • Dirty Dancing (1987)
  • Before Sunrise (1995)
  • Punch Drunk Love (2002)
  • Annie Hall (1977)
  • Before Sunset (2004)
  • Blue Valentine (2010)
  • Pretty Women (1990)
  • West Side Story (1961)
  • Silver Lining's Playbook (2012)
  • Out of Sight (1998)
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  • When I was a toddler on on of my birthdays, I was given some cake and as I ate it was being smothered over my face.
  • As a little girl I was a lover for spaghetti (not baked beans), everytime I ate spaghetti I would suck it up and right at the end of sucking it up it would get me in the face, so by the end of finishing my spaghetti I would have the sauce on both sides of my face.
  • I remember cooking a cake with (i think it was my) sister, and as I was putting the flour into the mixer it puffed up at me in the face.
  • One night we were having a BBQ with some family and friends and we were having a good laugh and the son of the family was using the salt grinder , as he was using it the lid had some how come undone and all of the salt went all over his food.
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