• "I have no life"-thought-inducing moments
• "You're trying way too hard and failing at it" peeps
• Any form of douchebaggery
• Anything constricting my "life"
• Anything slow-moving/dragging
• Being underestimated
• Boredom
• Compulsive liars
• Copycats
• Creepers
• Explaining technical stuff
• Grumps
• Lame moments
• Lewd jokes
• Math problems
• Narrow-minded conservatives who try to get in your way
• People who overestimate themselves
• Pessimistic adults
• Pretensions
• Rude people
• Squares
• Stupid TV news
• Superficial asses
• Too mean security guards/authorities
• Tools
• Ugly mismatched colors
• Warfreaks; Pointless fights

I'm not really that hateful...