• try to smoke a box of spaghetti, thinking it's marijuana.
  • dress like a zombie
  • try to bite people, thinking i am a zombie
  • try to throw friends off of fire escapes
  • make out with kelsey/rain
  • take photobooth pictures
  • eat chinese/pizza
  • steal postcards
  • steal peanut butter
  • find freddie kruegers house with rain
  • post bulletins on myspace with rain, only we thought the keyboard was a piano.
  • throw things out kelton street windows
  • get kidnapped
  • stamp around demanding cigarettes
  • myspace, myspace, myspace
  • drunken text that makes no sense
  • drunk dial that makes no sense
  • watch roseanne (and yell DEEJAY! BECKY! DARLENE!)
  • put cheese on sleeping vegans faces
  • make pizza
  • write poetry that doesnt rhyme
  • write letters, and mail them, while still drunk
  • put on lots of lipstick and kiss the letters where i sign my name
  • fall down stairs and break my own nose
  • punch people in the face who are mean
  • insist on fighting any yahdood that walks by
  • insist on getting anyones phone number that doesnt speak english
  • hugs
  • watch degrassi and insist that "i'm not drunk, i'm just catching up"
  • wake up intoxicated
  • watch soap operas (circa october-december when i was an alcoholic with no job)
  • walk to brighton with no shoes in the rain, then get my nickname changed to "soaked tits"
  • tell everyone that its ok to be wasted, because i work for the state
  • call people by the incorrect names
  • say mean things about people when they can hear me (but i really dont mean it!)
  • dance to dragonforce/in the middle of the street to ratatat
  • draw on kelseys face
  • roll around on the floor
  • finger moustaches
  • listen to ramstien
  • listen to korn
  • listen to limp bizkit
  • dance to 2ge+her
  • swim in bottle caps
  • write livejournal entries that make no sense
  • throw up, stick my hand in it and wipe it on people
  • throw up inside couches
  • pee on peoples contact lenses, because they are too busy huffing elmers glue
  • sing "total eclipse of the heart" to a cab driver who doesnt speak english
  • talk to a cab driver and scream "ma'am! we're going to kelton street, only to find out the cab driver is a huge, scruffy black man.
  • wake up thinking i am ilya
  • getting engaged
  • trashing a vesibule with colin
  • stealing catfood, chocolate and popcorn with caul
  • listening to julie marcus and the a cup queens over and over again
  • fall asleep in beds that arent mine, and not waking up to get out.
  • bond with jesse hoefer
  • glare at people
  • plan to pop out children
  • get on the t with rain, to go one stop
  • fall on the rocks with rain
  • sing "ooh baby do you know what thats worth? we'll make heaven a place on earth" with cuge, to our roomates.
  • making up shortcuts home, that really arent short.
  • legal documents
  • snowball fights with mikeW
  • rolling down hills in the snow
  • drawing purple legs on a picture of mike at a taking back sundy show
  • running around outside in my underoos
  • jumping on the couch
  • dance parties with steve, juli, alyssa and mike
  • eating ice cream
  • locking cops out of matts room
  • adventure in brighton
feb 23 2007 ∞
may 1 2007 +