- try to smoke a box of spaghetti, thinking it's marijuana. 
 
    - dress like a zombie 
 
    - try to bite people, thinking i am a zombie 
 
    - try to throw friends off of fire escapes 
 
    - make out with kelsey/rain 
 
    - take photobooth pictures 
 
    - eat chinese/pizza 
 
    - steal postcards 
 
    - steal peanut butter 
 
    - find freddie kruegers house with rain 
 
    - post bulletins on myspace with rain, only we thought the keyboard was a piano. 
 
    - throw things out kelton street windows 
 
    - get kidnapped 
 
    - stamp around demanding cigarettes 
 
    - myspace, myspace, myspace 
 
    - drunken text that makes no sense 
 
    - drunk dial that makes no sense 
 
    - watch roseanne (and yell DEEJAY! BECKY! DARLENE!) 
 
    - put cheese on sleeping vegans faces 
 
    - make pizza 
 
    - write poetry that doesnt rhyme 
 
    - write letters, and mail them, while still drunk 
 
    - put on lots of lipstick and kiss the letters where i sign my name 
 
    - fall down stairs and break my own nose 
 
    - punch people in the face who are mean 
 
    - insist on fighting any yahdood that walks by 
 
    - insist on getting anyones phone number that doesnt speak english 
 
    - hugs 
 
    - watch degrassi and insist that "i'm not drunk, i'm just catching up" 
 
    - wake up intoxicated 
 
    - watch soap operas (circa october-december when i was an alcoholic with no job) 
 
    - walk to brighton with no shoes in the rain, then get my nickname changed to "soaked tits" 
 
    - tell everyone that its ok to be wasted, because i work for the state 
 
    - call people by the incorrect names 
 
    - say mean things about people when they can hear me (but i really dont mean it!) 
 
    - dance to dragonforce/in the middle of the street to ratatat 
 
    - draw on kelseys face 
 
    - roll around on the floor 
 
    - finger moustaches 
 
    - listen to ramstien 
 
    - listen to korn 
 
    - listen to limp bizkit 
 
    - dance to 2ge+her 
 
    - swim in bottle caps 
 
    - write livejournal entries that make no sense 
 
    - throw up, stick my hand in it and wipe it on people 
 
    - throw up inside couches 
 
    - pee on peoples contact lenses, because they are too busy huffing elmers glue 
 
    - sing "total eclipse of the heart" to a cab driver who doesnt speak english 
 
    - talk to a cab driver and scream "ma'am! we're going to kelton street, only to find out the cab driver is a huge, scruffy black man. 
 
    - wake up thinking i am ilya 
 
    - getting engaged 
 
    - trashing a vesibule with colin 
 
    - stealing catfood, chocolate and popcorn with caul 
 
    - listening to julie marcus and the a cup queens over and over again 
 
    - fall asleep in beds that arent mine, and not waking up to get out. 
 
    - bond with jesse hoefer 
 
    - glare at people 
 
    - plan to pop out children 
 
    - get on the t with rain, to go one stop 
 
    - fall on the rocks with rain 
 
    - sing "ooh baby do you know what thats worth? we'll make heaven a place on earth" with cuge, to our roomates. 
 
    - making up shortcuts home, that really arent short. 
 
    - legal documents 
 
    - snowball fights with mikeW 
 
    - rolling down hills in the snow 
 
    - drawing purple legs on a picture of mike at a taking back sundy show 
 
    - running around outside in my underoos 
 
    - jumping on the couch 
 
    - dance parties with steve, juli, alyssa and mike 
 
    - eating ice cream 
 
    - locking cops out of matts room 
 
    - adventure in brighton 
 
  
            feb 23 2007 ∞
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