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About me:
1. I'm a morning person
2. I enjoy eating, stand up comedy and long walks on the beach
3. I have never eaten bacon
4. I love my dog
5. I'm addicted to my blackberry
6. no i am not a biddy, i just like my blackberry a lot okay
7. I can kick your ass in a snowboarding race
8. I make really good pancakes
9. I'm from New York but I live in New Jersey
10. I make lists

bookmarks:
listography GIVE A GIFT OF MEMORIES
FAVORITE LISTOGRAPHY MENTIONS
IMPORTANT NOTICES
MESSAGES
PRIVACY
  • make lists
  • make lists of your lists
  • look in the mirror until you don't recognize yourself
  • name each of your fingers, make then fight each other
  • eat your feelings
  • eat your boredom
  • pluck your eyebrows and any other unnecessary body hair
  • read the dictionary
  • go on facebook for 7 hours (they'll go by quick, i promise)
  • while you're there, make a facebook profile for your dog or each of your fingers that you have previously named.
  • measure shit
  • jack off
may 18 2011 ∞
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