- Pick a cause, any cause, and dedicate all of your creative energy to it, but don't actually be practical about it
- Grow a beard (be a lazy unhygenic bum)
- drink 8 cups of coffee a day
- Be extremely vague when explaining your art
- Whenever you get in a fight with someone, blame it on creative differences
- look down on others for not understanding your work and the works of those you admire
- Talk out of your ass about works you admire to people who don't give a shit
- never take art classes
- Be poor or unemployed or both
- Be misunderstood
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