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About me:
1. I'm a morning person
2. I enjoy eating, stand up comedy and long walks on the beach
3. I have never eaten bacon
4. I love my dog
5. I'm addicted to my blackberry
6. no i am not a biddy, i just like my blackberry a lot okay
7. I can kick your ass in a snowboarding race
8. I make really good pancakes
9. I'm from New York but I live in New Jersey
10. I make lists

bookmarks:
listography GIVE MEMORIES
TERMS
FAVORITE LISTOGRAPHY MENTIONS
IMPORTANT NOTICES
MESSAGES
  • you woke up drunk and/or high
  • you were paralyzed all day long (due to weed brownie consumption)
  • you had to go home because your dog is getting surgery
  • you had to go home because you are getting surgery
  • "feminine problems" (i.e. cramps, cravings and overall bitchiness)
  • "masculine problems" (see feminine problems)
  • you forgot
  • On your way to class you got distracted by a UFO sighting
  • you had a strange creative urge to do some naked finger painting in your room
  • you lost track of the time watching Seinfeld re-runs
nov 11 2010 ∞
nov 13 2010 +