"How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain WhatsHisName? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh, yeah! Stay out of my booze."

-Homer Si...

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