11.18 - 11.20

• The little intro video with Lillie and Nebby sets the point just right (they're SO adorable btw)
• Meowth waking you up and all your stuff having scratch marks
• Tapu Koko ♡♡♡
• #teampopplio (although Rowlet is so cute I need one NOW)
• This gen's mom is much more present (maybe it's a millennial thing?)
• Hau is so cute and generous and doesn't mind losing all the time haha
• Miltank the mistress of Paniola Ranch HAHAHA
• Mudbray ♡♡♡
• Gladion's teen angst is the emo me back in 2006
• Steenee ♡♡♡
• Lana lying about it being Kyogre in the second trial (wtf haha)
• Jesus that second trial was hard (thank you Steenee), Wishiwashi sucks
• THE THIRD TRIAL WITH THAT HIKER AND MAROWAK TAKING PICTURES AND SALAZZLE WHAT THE ACTUAL HAHAHA
• Festival Plaza sucks and Poké Pelago is the best thing in this gen
• Gladion simply telling me to get out of his room wOOA BUDDY LET'S WORK ON THOSE SOCIAL SKILLS
• God bless character customization
• Olivia is seriously gay right
• Those guys in Aether Foundation are the real evil
• Lusamine and the CREEPS
• WHAT IS THIS ULTRA BEAST THING IT IS SET AS '??'
• GOSH it almost crushed Brionne, my babe is tough af ♡
• When did Hau become an actual trainer with actual evolved pokémon
• Headed to the third island let's see what's coming

11.24 lunch time

• I was FINALLY able to play ps again (working 10h/d sucks)
• This woman was able to lose her EIGHT Stufful
• I would never let my pokémon walk around by their own they're like cats what if someone else captures them or something
• These Team Skull grunts were actually trying to steal the bus stop, then they thought I wanted to steal the bus stop from them
• 'Cause that's something we actually do all the time
• Alola is so like our actual lives, we live with our moms and take buses to get to places
• Taking that trial with audio quizzes at the work cafeteria must have been nice to everyone around me teehee
• Great, two z-crystals in one trial!!!

11.24 evening

• Sophocles is so cute I want to adopt him
• This Team Skull leader Guzma is ZzZzz not funny at all
• So this game is a real collection of fierce gay girls huh
• Hapu was already hitting on my character the first time we met each other
• And then she met Lillie and was all like WHAT A CUTE GIRL IS SHE WITH YOU OH THAT ADORABLE LILLIE
• We can all sense these things right
• Could Tapu Village actually be farther jesus
• HEY GLADION LET'S BE FRIENDS PLS WE WANT TO PROTECT THE SAME POKÉMON LET'S DO IT TOGETHER FOREVER
• Two questions
• Why is Acerola living in an Aether facility with these kids
• And why is there an Oranguru facing the door back there
• This place reminds me of those rooms where Hydra kept the mutant twins (Wanda and Pietro remember them)
• Why is it that these clean and white places seem scarier than dark caves or whatever
• This game sure knows how to be creepy
• AND THEN THE GHOST TRIAL
• All those stuff moving by themselves
• And a Pikachu running around the isles
• AND THAT SMALL BACK ROOM WITH PICTURES AND DRAWINGS OF PIKACHU AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PHOTOGRAPH IT ALL AND THEN YOU TURN AROUND...
• OH hi Mimikyu so not creepy of you to just stand there behind me
• Also I guess a ghost/fairy type is strong as hell and immune to all those important types
• So Acerola is saying there was no small back room girl have you tried taking your own trial
• OMG THERE'S MIMIKYU SLOWLING PASSING BY BEHIND THERE FUCK POKÉMON FUCK I'M OUT TOO SCARY
• I'm so capturing one for myself

11.26

• Team Skull wants Nebby because apparently it is very strong
• Team Skull (including Plumeria who's strong af) steals a little girl's yungoos when Nebby's also in the room
• Ok
• Well they're not known for being the smartest
• Who's this nihilist emo dude who's btw super hot
• In which previous game has he appeared
• Another damn far city everything in this game is miles away from everything
• Sina and Dexio!!! They also got an Aether facility for them
• Everyone's got one
• Where can I apply for one as well
• Yay, got a 10% Zygarde
• It's so cute it looks like a Dobermann
• Heading to Po Town it's apparently across the continent
• There's no one in the police station just a bunch of Meowth with lots of beds for them
• It seems like Team Skull really controls the place
• Ugh bad rain
• Ugh so many Team Skull grunts
• Who are you old man
• He will have Team Skull let me in their town and promises to bring my remains back if I fail
• Lovely
• Gee the soundtrack is depressing
• They destroyed a whole town that's impressive
• Po Town actually looks like where I've been to college
• The PC is also taken and has no power so they charge you ten bucks for healing your pokémon
• Only after they rap about it for some thirty minutes
• Well at least they heal my pokémon I thought I was all by myself in here
• So. Many. Grunts.
• Enough with these battles already
• The two grunts fighting over a blouse
• "Let's write our names on our clothes" "We're all called Grunts" 10/10
• Of course they also have to battle me
• Why not have a double battle instead of battling each one at a time
• What did the designers have against double battles
• I AM SO DONE WITH BATTLING THESE GUYS
• This is the most crowded secret base there has ever been in any pokémon game
• THERE'S EVEN ONE ON THE ROOF
• Guzma is so annoying and I think I've said that already
• Dude wants to fight me with two pokémon
• Hey at least get a full team
• The bug crystal!!
• So I sat in Guzma's "trone" after he left and this grunt came by after his boss
• And there I was with the psychopath smile the game sets for our characters
• The old guy is Acerola's uncle and a police officer
• Sorry about it man but you're not doing a good job around here
• and baaaack to the Aether facility
• Apparently Plumeria is not that dumb and this time she came back and took Lillie with her
• GLADION SHOWED UP
• I am thinking that he could be Lillie's brother... he seems to know so much about Cosmog
• DUDE REMEMBER THAT ORANGURU WHO WAS FACING THE DOOR
• HE TURNED TO FACE US OMG WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
• This is the best plot in any of the pokémon games
• So I've been writing this for a few days now and this reddit sums it all up x