- what’s your underlying motif?
- the home
- whether it’s your warm embrace, your unwavering reliability, your smile that says “welcome back”, your motif is the home. your the equivalent to coming out of the rain to the fire on and your slippers waiting by the door. your uncanny way of making people feel alright, you’re treasured in these trying times. i respectfully request you take care of yourself, the world will never been as kind to you as you are to it. anne lammott said “lighthouses don't go running all over an island looking for boats to save; they just stand there shining” and though unconventional, lighthouses are inhabited and your cup runs over with generosity. because you probably don’t hear it enough, thank you.
- answer some questions and ill tell you about yourself in the most beautiful way
- the sun
- you are the embodiment of warmth and light. people rejoice when you are out and flock to be around you. you are the ache in your legs after a long day out exploring with friends. you are the warmth in your chest as you lie out tanning. you are the feeling of seeing the soft rays of yellow and red stream through your window in the evening. sometimes you may feel like you burn too bright, leaving bright red sunburns. and sometimes you might. but the reality is, despite that, no one could ever live without you.
- who are you in a murder investigation
- the witness
- you see a lot, don't you. you see more than other people. you're very observant. intelligence will get you killed, darling. be careful, stay on the path. what waits in the woods will kill you without a second thought and then you're all alone. the only thing here is the low rustling of something getting closer and closer and then it has you, teeth and eyes and all. i am sorry. you chose this when you opened your eyes and did not close them. you kill with your apathy. do not embrace it, murderer. do not let it own you. ignorance is bliss, is it not? save yourself
- what form of gentle affection are you?
- slow dancing in the kitchen
- feeling your loved one's form pressed against your own... the soft melody of a song that will always remind you of this moment... the tender forehead kisses... you are a hopeless romantic who yearns to meet that someone you will be able to spend the rest of your life with. you want a deep and settled love, something that makes you feel stable and comfortable. you want someone who will hold you at night, and kiss you every morning. you want someone who will always stand by you until the end. please try to remember that any failed romance was not a waste of time; it was an opportunity to grow and understand yourself. your perfect person will find you, and you are a complete person until then.
- what is your inner stuffed toy?
- classic teddy
- you were born to be a good friend. you are an incredibly loyal, thoughtful, reliable person, and others feel totally at ease around your stability and kind nature. you know exactly how to be a healer and a shoulder to cry on and are the most dependable person in the world when it really comes down to you. you should be proud to be who you are.
- How would you dress as a man in the 1950s?
- Mr. Rogers Knock-off
- Cottagecore? Is that you? You love "wholesome" things. You just want to spread positivity but it's so hard when you can't be positive to yourself. You hope if you keep supporting others they'll bring you up too but you find yourself left in the dust because no amount of reciprocated love will equal to self love.
- which house lives inside of you?
- lighthouse
- though a peaceful person by nature, at the very core of your sense of self is a restless spirit. others find you incredibly soothing and enriching to be around. you have a very romantic personality and tend to notice beautiful things. that restlessness inside of you is a longing for deeper connection and personal fulfilment. it won't go away anytime soon, so you should embrace it.
- which european city are you?
- Dublin
- the not so popular one. but don't panic. that's only bacause you are on an island. deep inside everyone loves you, but they forget about that because you're secretive and reserved, not the one who stands out from others. everyone wonders what you are thinking, that's because you don't speak that much. you're chill, unless someone triggers you, in that case so' cazzi (like, the situation is quite bad for the one who you are angry at). you have some problems showing your affection, try to be more soft and please don't shout like that. sometimes you can get really aggressive and unpolite, especially with people whom you don't know quite well. solitude is not a problem for you, unless it's friday evening. you are fun to be around and your humour is caustic. lord bless charlie mops, the man who invented beer beer beer!
- Which Renaissance Mass Setting Are You?
- how do you best like to be loved?
- hear me with an honest heart
- people hear without really listening, most of the time, and you hate it. you know that your words are falling dead from your mouth in a conversation as the other person just sits and waits until it is their turn to talk again. you crave more, you want to be heard with a purpose and an honesty of intentional knowing. because you are so many things, and they live within you, and you want to share them, but it is hard, because to speak is to allow someone to listen. to speak is to chance being heard. and if you are heard, and if they listen, then they will know. my darling dove, you deserve to be known. you deserve to talk until your voice gets rough and to have someone listen to every word. you deserve the kindness of an active investment by another in what it is you have to say. it isn't selfish, i promise, i swear.
- Which Lord of the Flies Character Are You?
- Ralph
- Ralph is logical, and interested in the greater good. He is a natural leader. He values those that are hardworking. He is an excellent planner.
- which dark academia character are you?
- Maurice Hall
- A hopeless romantic in need of warmth and affection. Optimistic and trusting to a fault. Film: Maurice (1987).
- how would you die in willy wonka's chocolate factory?
- political assassination
- you, a spy for the socialist party, were asked to disguise yourself as a child and infiltrate mr willy wonka's chocolate factory to discover how to take down his evil corporation (which canonically supports colonialism, slave labour and the consumption of children for his own profit) from within. when the rest of the children go to visit the square sweets that look round, you sneak off to interview an oompa-loompa on their terrible working conditions. unfortunately, one of the sweets saw you and reported your disappearance to mr wonka. you are violently attacked by an army of oompa-loompas in the inventing room, and are included as a new flavour of lickable wallpaper for nurseries.
- What Highly Specific Podcast Genre Are You?
- Weird Small Town
- You're a Weird Small Town! Examples involve things like Welcome to Night Vale, King Falls AM, Death by Dying and I Am In Eskew You have some deep sated opinions about Buzzfeed unsolved You're pretty chill as a person! You like to wander through forests or along beaches by yourself or with a small group of friends you would let mothman carry you away as his lover
- where does your soul feel at home
- where you are understood
- you, i recognize you. you constantly chase this beautiful, desire to understand and be understood in return, yet more often than not you find yourself tripping over your own feet. what does it truly mean, to you, to "understand"? i can't say, i can't know. but i can share what i think, if you'll allow me. we're ever-changing, the world is ever-changing, our friends are ever-changing, when our desire to understand is limited to understanding things how we, as an individual, perceive them right now, we can get lost in time, we get frustrated, we become so many things we never intended to become. you're ridiculously intelligent and harbor such unique love for the tiniest details of our existence. there's probably nothing i could tell you that you haven't told yourself, and you're probably already writing up a counter-argument to everything you conclude from this (i wish i could sit down with you and listen to every word). the thought of you makes me smile. i wish a lot for you. i hope you can relax. i hope you can allow your emotions to be what they are. to allow yourself to be who you are. i hope you can find people who will ask you just as much as you ask yourself, people you feel safe with, safe to answer, to enjoy giving and taking with an absence of judgement. safe to bounce ideas off of and - at the end of the day - to simply embrace and be embraced back. hearts overflown with silent knowledge.
- break up with someone and we’ll tell you what character trope you are
- the chosen one
- You’re the chosen one. The attention is on you, the plot is for your development, and you’re supposed to do things Right. You’re intensely aware of it. You’re probably the kid everyone else got compared to, polite and well-behaved. There have been some pretty hefty expectations placed on you for a long time, and you’ve tried to live with it. You’re meant to be the successful one, the one your parents or your community can be proud of, and the weight can get crushing. If you haven’t developed anxiety from it yet, then your ability to deal with stress must be phenomenal. As a result of living your whole life for the consumption of others, though, you examine everything through the lens of another person. You constantly ask yourself what you’re supposed to be doing, what the “script” calls for, whether this creates the image you want for yourself. It’s about the narrative, the arc, the satisfaction of a story resolved. To quote another of our quizzes, it’s all about the performativity of being alive. But I have to ask: who are you performing for?
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