Bold line is the lyrics misheard. The next line is real lyrics. Indented line is credit to artist and song title.

  • "Wrapped up like a douche / a roller in the night"
  • "Revved up like a deuce / another runner in the night"
  • "I need a Kleenex"
  • "My little phoenix"
  • "Burning down the shoes at ever dome"
  • "Burning out his fuse up here alone"
  • "If I could just teach my dog how to feel"
  • "If they could just teach my dark heart to feel"
  • "I'll be your crying soldier"
  • "I'll be your cryin' shoulder"
  • "I'll be captain lady"
  • "I'll be captivated"
  • "Heaven's a-chasing down that greasy slide"
  • "Hell bent on chasing down that crazy spark"
  • "I wanna love you, the bear said, the bear said I can't"
  • "I wanna love you the best that, the best that I can"
  • "Side by side we're raven song"
  • "Side by side we're brave and strong"
  • "When will you realize the NRA for you?"
  • "When will you realize Vienna waits for you?"
  • "Now you all know the bartender's song"
  • "Now you all know the bards and their songs"
  • "Fire armadillo"
  • "Cryin' on his pillow"
dec 11 2010 ∞
jul 22 2013 +