why haven't these been made yet?

• Pangaea Two (Kenneth's idea)
  • film
• Doppelganger Duel (my idea)
  • TV show
    • "doppelgangers are evil or nefarious twins not narcissistic love companions" -val
• Caitlin and Laura as Good Cop and Bad Cop (Caitlin's idea)
  • TV show
• Babes of the Wine Source
  • monthly calendar
• orange party
  • cheese balls, cheez-its, goldfish, cheetos, nacho cheese doritos
    • carrots, oranges, clementines, other citrus fruits
  • mimosas, screwdrivers, anything you want to mix with orange juice or orange soda
  • fake tan optional