- Craig Ferguson - A late-night talk-show host is supposed to be cool. I am not for a second suggesting that I am cool. I am a middle-aged white man with graying hair, a thickening waist, and a creepy laugh. That is not cool.
- Jesse James - [watching a video of himself on fire] Look how hot I am.
- Adam Savage - Come, Silent Walrus, let us storm the castle!
- Alan Moore - Life isn’t divided into genres. It’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky.
- George Stroumboulopoulos - [after Bob Mackowycz asked him how many emotions there are] I only know of two: fear, and panic.
- John Waters - You can't date rape a cookie.
- Isaac Bashevis Singer - I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens.
- Stephen F. Roberts - I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
- Craig Ferguson - [the networks] say 'Make it more interesting for us, make us more money.' How about you fuckin' make me an omelette motherfucker?
- George Stroumboulopoulos - I'm all for religious tolerance. But if any version of your faith, for whatever reason, has you erase women out of photos? My tolerance is done with you.
- CharlieIsSoCoolLike - I've been Charlie McDonnell, and if you're more of a coffee person, then you can go die in a hole.
- George Stroumboulopoulos - [introducing a song] Sing along. It doesn't matter who you're with because in the end, we all die alone.
- Critical - Well, this game is about as much fun as finding out your neighbours are actually just a group of dildos and not human beings.
- Craig Benzine (wheezywaiter) - Words are just words. GUN POINTED AT YOUR HEAD! Don't be scared. It's just words, idiot.
- Critical - This takes the David vs Goliath battle to new levels. This is like a pair of nipples versus a monster truck.
- Critical - I was simply putting my anal cavity on top of your cranium. Is that against the rules on this spaceship?
- Robert Louis Stevenson - Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
- Kim Woodburn (about a smelly room): It's an affront to your nose-holes, isn't it?
- Craig Ferguson (about Doctor Who): It's all about the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism. And if there’s any hope for us in this giant explosion in which we inhabit then surely that’s it.
- J. Robert Oppenheimer after a nuclear test at Los Alamos - We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad Gita; Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and, to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, 'Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.' I suppose we all thought that, one way or another.
- Serbian Proverb - Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars.
- Albert Einstein - I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
may 29 2010 ∞
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