- "Life is short... Laugh 'til you snort."
- "Twinkle twinkle little star... how I wonder what... you're wearing."
- "You are all that, plus a bag of baked doritos!" M.R.
- May 4th- "May the 4th be with you..."
- "Call me if you need anything... but try not to need anything."
- "I'll have a cafe mocha vodka valium latte to go please..." -Julie's mug
- All 'Deep Thoughts... by Jack Handey'
- Confucius Say
- Olive Juice, Alligator Food...
- "Do you need A-Man-Da Hug 'n Kiss?"
- Look! It's A Man... Duhhh!
- "I have good taste in bad music." -me 9.10
- "Did I just say that out loud?"
- My favorite color is bling!
- I'm so fabulous, I sweat glitter! (Grady)
- "I'm a horrible Texan!" -me (for not watching The Rangers in the World Series. Or the Cowboys, UT, etc. "It is exhausting pretending to be a sports fan!! haha)
- I'm not picky... I'm particular!! -me
- I'm not spoiled... I'm well~loved. -me
- This song feels good in my ears. -me
- I'm so glamorous, I sweat glitter. -JM
- Note to self: Make notes to self. -me
- "No, Angie... I'm artsy, and you're fartsy." -me
- "I'm a good eyeballer... SHOT CALLER!" -AJ
- "You spoiled little girl!" ER
- "Here you go, Poophead." AJ
- "To Poophead, with love. AJ" (on my cinammon roll)
- Employee of the Mouth (The sign I got for Angie for Christmas)
- Your imagination is better than my reality, I'm afraid. -me to JS
- (answer the phone) "House of Beauty, this is Cutie."
- "First day with the new tongue."
- funny haikus
- "I could use a drink or few."
- She dances like a full body dry heave set to music.
- My other car is a broom. -Jen's bumper sticker
- Dear Lord give me patience, because if you give me strength I might actually choke them.
- "How do you like them apples?!"
- chinese firedrill
- playin possum
- hokey pokey
- SHAKYFACE
- That was in my ‘what the heck is this?’ pile. -Me, 09/11
- I’ve totally outdone myself with the cuteness today! haha 09/11
- Me: My legs are achy today. Matt: Maybe you have restless leg syndrome. Me: No, I just have restless syndrome. haha 09/11
- bat in the cave
- bubble gum skit
- "markie"
- Picasso - with my food.
- it tastes better when you make it.
- This pen isn't a very good speller. -Jeff L
- hissyfit
mar 20 2010 ∞
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