• "Life is short... Laugh 'til you snort."
  • "Twinkle twinkle little star... how I wonder what... you're wearing."
  • "You are all that, plus a bag of baked doritos!" M.R.
  • May 4th- "May the 4th be with you..."
  • "Call me if you need anything... but try not to need anything."
  • "I'll have a cafe mocha vodka valium latte to go please..." -Julie's mug
  • All 'Deep Thoughts... by Jack Handey'
  • Confucius Say
  • Olive Juice, Alligator Food...
  • "Do you need A-Man-Da Hug 'n Kiss?"
  • Look! It's A Man... Duhhh!
  • "I have good taste in bad music." -me 9.10
  • "Did I just say that out loud?"
  • My favorite color is bling!
  • I'm so fabulous, I sweat glitter! (Grady)
  • "I'm a horrible Texan!" -me (for not watching The Rangers in the World Series. Or the Cowboys, UT, etc. "It is exhausting pretending to be a sports fan!! haha)
  • I'm not picky... I'm particular!! -me
  • I'm not spoiled... I'm well~loved. -me
  • This song feels good in my ears. -me
  • I'm so glamorous, I sweat glitter. -JM
  • Note to self: Make notes to self. -me
  • "No, Angie... I'm artsy, and you're fartsy." -me
  • "I'm a good eyeballer... SHOT CALLER!" -AJ
  • "You spoiled little girl!" ER
  • "Here you go, Poophead." AJ
  • "To Poophead, with love. AJ" (on my cinammon roll)
  • Employee of the Mouth (The sign I got for Angie for Christmas)
  • Your imagination is better than my reality, I'm afraid. -me to JS
  • (answer the phone) "House of Beauty, this is Cutie."
  • "First day with the new tongue."
  • funny haikus
  • "I could use a drink or few."
  • She dances like a full body dry heave set to music.
  • My other car is a broom. -Jen's bumper sticker
  • Dear Lord give me patience, because if you give me strength I might actually choke them.
  • "How do you like them apples?!"
  • chinese firedrill
  • playin possum
  • hokey pokey
  • SHAKYFACE
  • That was in my ‘what the heck is this?’ pile. -Me, 09/11
  • I’ve totally outdone myself with the cuteness today! haha 09/11
  • Me: My legs are achy today. Matt: Maybe you have restless leg syndrome. Me: No, I just have restless syndrome. haha 09/11
  • bat in the cave
  • bubble gum skit
  • "markie"
  • Picasso - with my food.
  • it tastes better when you make it.
  • This pen isn't a very good speller. -Jeff L
  • hissyfit
mar 20 2010 ∞
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