• It's times like these you learn to live again. -Foo Fighters
• I was just too busy being fabulous. -Eagles
• I've been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirror and bending over backwards just to try to see it clearer, but my breath fogged up the glass and so I drew a new face and I laughed. -J.Mraz
• "My give-a-damn's busted..."
• 'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket, and the other one's giving a high five! - Alanis
• She's country as a turnip green!
• "Who died and made you king of anything..."

-* I wanna be the girl with the most cake...