Idea inspired and generously donated by Jixee

• Listen to indie music - lots of it - and be interested in the bands I like. Respect my taste in music.
• Be handy at fixing things, building things, and having a go at trades you were never even trained to do. A capable man wins my heart.
• Make me laugh so hard I ask you to stop
• Understand why Juno is a great film, enjoy watching it with me, but never feel the urge to hire such a DVD on your own
• Think my friends are great. But not too great.
• Have a high libido
• Be proficient at Australian Rules Football
• Keep fit, sloths are boring
• Think funny girls are great. Think I'm hilarious
• Be able to keep your eyes on me despite all the pretty girls around. Have the decency to look when I'm not there.
• Be large enough and strong enough to pick me up
• Be tall enough that you don't feel unnerved when I wear 4" stilettos
• Be happy to eat pretty much anything, including my cooking.
• Ask my opinion and remember it, but be able to make your own decisions
• Remember the two drinks I drink when out. It's not that hard.
• Never, ever put me down in public - even for comedy.
• Refrain from pointing out hot women.
• Don't be afraid of your own feelings for me
• Have a thin face, masculine features (no baby faces for me!), a great mouth and preferably blue eyes
• Spend very little time on your appearance. Look ruggedly good looking naturally without hair dye or too much time in the mirror.
• Never, never, never intimidate me, yell at me, call me horrible names or bully me like others have.
• Cut your fingernails very regularly. Rough hands are perfectly ok.
• SMS me something funny just because
• Remember my birthday
• Want to see me, don't think finding time for me is a hassle.
• Be a t-shirt and jeans kind of guy
• Never even own sandals
• Appreciate that I'm a girl who never nags
• Understand how important my career is and not be threatened by it
• Be confident enough to make the moves. (Otherwise I'll steamroll you)
• Love what I wear but have no idea of the difference between a skirt and a dress and what colours match
• Have friends who don't undermine me
• Genuinely like my parents
• Be uninterested in breeding. (Oh I mean having children)
• Have a good relationship with your Mum, and don't be controlled by her.
• Love going out to bars and pubs.
• Be socially confident
• Be easy with physical affection
• Do not count dollars between us. Be quick to offer to pay, and comfortable letting me pay
• Finish my meal after you've eaten your own
• Complain infrequently. Real men suck it up.
• Hold, kiss or bite the back of my neck.
• Be kind
• Be lazy re shaving - I love stubble
• Smile/Laugh easily and often
• Be comfortable with nudity
• Be untidy like me
• Totally get Arrested Development