Some of these may not be 100% word-for-word, as sometimes I write them when I'm watching an episode and sometimes I just remember them off the top of my head.

• "Remind Dad that I quit Hell because I was sick and tired of playing a part in His play."
• "Yeah and what planet are you from? London?"
• "I will never ever sleep with you. Ever." "...when Hell freezes over." "I can arrange that, actually."
• *Chloe slaps him* "Do it again."
• "You and my backside used to get on quite well. My frontside too actually."
• "Now I know why he likes working with you."
• "Why do they always associate me with goats? I mean, I don't even like their cheese!"
• "Love them! Not picky. I'll do any of them! Mix them together sometimes."
• "Dad forbid you manage to have sex with her before I do."
• "The Angel of Death is a chick?"
• "Alright, who wants wants to kill me?" *Maze and Amenadiel raise their hands, rather quickly*
• "Sixty seconds? I've had orgasms that last longer!"
• "You look Heaven sent."
• "Well, maybe it's like butt stuff... Easier the second time around."
• "That's the biggest cock I've ever seen."
• "Since I'll likely never penetrate you, I thought I'd commemorate the one time you penetrated me."
• "I am a Devil of my word!"
• "There is something rotten inside me. I find it near impossible to drown out the constant cacophony of voices telling me I am evil. I'm drowning, doctor. And I can't help asking WHY DO I HATE MYSELF SO MUCH?"
• "I... I want to have sex with you another four times. Six, actually."
• "So... let's have sex again, me on top this time."