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I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid ...

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  • If I were a season, I'd be Autumn
  • If I were a month, I'd be May
  • If I were a day of the week, I’d be Sunday.
  • If I were a time of day, I'd be the daybreak
  • If I were a planet, I'd be Pluto :)
  • If I were a sea animal, I'd be a otter
  • If I were a bird, I'd be a blue jay
  • If I were a direction, I’d be east
  • If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a desk
  • If I were a liquid, I’d be an Arnold palmer
  • If I were a gemstone, I’d be Ruby
  • If I were a tree, I’d be a weeping willow
  • If I were a tool, I’d be a pen
  • If I were a flower, I’d be a daisy
  • If I were a kind of weather, the stereotypical weather for the season
  • If I were a musical instrument, I’d be the ukulele
  • If I were a color, I’d be yellow
  • If I were an emotion, I'd be nostalgic
  • If I were a fruit, I’d be a rasberry
  • If I were a sound, I’d be the sound of a thunderstorm hitting my roof late into the night
  • If I were an element, I’d be neon
  • If I were a car, I’d be a black on black BMW
  • If I were a food, I’d be a slice of homemade pepperoni pizza
  • If I were a dessert, I'd be Tiramisu.
  • If I were ice cream, I'd be chocolate cookie dough
  • If I were a place, I’d be anywhere but here
  • If I were a material, I'd be fleece
  • If I were a taste, I’d be salty-sweet.
  • If I were a scent, I’d be the smell of fresh cut grass on a summer day.
  • If I were an object, I’d be a book .
  • If I were a body part, I’d a shoulder.
  • If I were a facial expression, I’d be a grin.
  • If I were a song, I’d be Haven't Met You Yet by Michael Buble.
  • If I were a book, I'd be Great Gatsby..or Harry Potter
  • If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be jesus shoes
  • If I were a cartoon character, I'd be boo boo from yogi bear
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