Kerri told me that she'd put me on a disaster date. This is what would make it so. All of this, exaggerated. Except I'm with someone, so this'll probably never happen. Both

• Likes Twilight
• Too possessive on the first date
• Smells bad
• Too mature at the wrong times
  • Too immature at the wrong times
• Creepy
• Doesn't pronounce things right, and doesn't even try to write correctly
• Doesn't pay attention to the date at hand, or just plain doesn't listen

Specific to girls:

• Cheerleader
• Way too skinny

Specific to guys:

• Jock
• Way too fat