Whether or not they make it on, my friends and I still seem to find them to be pretty funny. Well, some of them, at least.

• A few weeks ago, I decided I wanted to be a high school English teacher. I thought it was because I liked English, but today, I realized that it's because I want to pull all the crazy stunts that the teachers on MLIA do. MLIA.
• Yesterday, my mom's fiancee found a decapitated mouse in our dishwasher. We live in a condo, so we wondered how that could have happened. My mom then proceeded to show me and say, "He said it had a tail and fur and everything!" It was a cotton tampon. MLIA.
• Today, I changed my Political Views on Facebook from 'Democrat' to 'Not Republican' to 'Not an Ignorant Prick'. MLIA.
• A while ago, I told my best friend about how when I was in 8th grade I swallowed about $3 worth in coins. The only thing he said was, "I bet the quarters hurt coming out." MLIA.
• Today, my friend and I were at the library "hooraying" because we had ninja-ed away from someone we were trying to avoid. A librarian saw us facing a wall and thought we were "hooraying" at it. He said we should be celebrating at see-through glass (windows) instead. We told him to go celebrate his average life. MLIA.
• I remember seeing an MLIA about a someone looking in their pre-written messages on their cell phone, and finding one that said, "Dude, I found your egg!" I finally ended up looking at mine, and found one that said, "I found your egg, dude!" I don't know whether I'm more frightened or entertained. MLIA.
• Today, my girlfriend found her sister's Team Edward t-shirt in her closet. She ran, threw it at her sister, and said, "TAKE THE DEVIL'S SHIRT!" Definitely a keeper. MLIM.
• Today, I walked around with my first black eye ever. I told everyone I got into an epic fight. I wasn't lying - someone accidentally shot me in the eye with a Nerf gun. MLIA.
• I just realized how much more money Nerf has probably made after all of these stories on MLIA. I've already bought my first six guns and had a Nerf war at my local park. MLIA.
• I'm a girl, and I have a girlfriend. She makes me sandwiches. MLIA.