• Name (alias/handle): Torse
• Country: USA
• Language(s): English and like 4 German words
• Age: 28
• Gender/Orientation: boring cishet
• Pronouns: she/her
• Myers-Briggs: ISTJ
• Fav Color: warm grey
• Fav Animal: cats
• Brain Problems: social anxiety, general depression, possible ADHD, possible aspergers, not an actual thing but I dont remember SHIT / Memory span of a goldfish-itis

Best new characters:

• Regular Sized Tina
• Balex
• Clay
• Freddie

Best boss fights:

• Agonizer 9000
• Scraptrap
• Graveward

Best entrance:

• Freddie

Currently playing

• Borderlands 3
• Oxygen Not Included
• League of Legends (kind of)
• Binding of Isaac Afterbirth+ (100%)
• Path of Exile (kind of)
• Risk of Rain 2
• Subnautica: Below Zero

Old favs

• Fallout: New Vegas
• Skyrim
• Left 4 Dead 2
• Inside
• SOMA
• Borderlands 2
• Subnautica
• Halo (1)
• Mechwarrior 4
• Bioshock (1)
• World of Warcraft (vanilla through Catacl...

I'm uneducated in these areas but I LOVE

• theoretical creature physiology
• reasoning behind certain appearances (creatures, mutations, or whatever)
• attempting to rationalize set fantasy elements (fake diseases, social hierarchy, etc. etc.)

I can't write for shit but LOVE

• brainstorming "how X came to be" (werewolf turns, character ticks, scars, fun stuff)
• assisting writer/friend with WHUMP/angst ("X broke his leg" 'but what if that AND he had to crawl out of a river with it')
• assisting writer/friend with logical supernatural element introductions ("they find a monster in a church but idk how" 'church was containing old god, they disturbed it, see ref: Final Prayer')

example topics or whatever

genres that I love

• instrumentals (especially dark / strings)
• experimental (vague ik, but it's difficult to specify)
• tribal
• dark ambient
• drone
• witch house
• noise
• trip-hop
• dark / retro synth
• "slav music" (I think they're usually a punk blend?)
• electroswing

OSTs that I love

• Devilman Crybaby
• Banana Fish
• Wolf's Rain
• Assassin's Creed 2

• find the will to live :^)))
• make art again
• go back to school
• be able to read again
• make friends

that I love; horror

• Cabin in the Woods
• Ginger Snaps
• Pontypool
• Final Prayer
• Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Prometheus
• The Mist
• The Blair Witch Project (1999)
• Cloverfield
• The Sixth Sense
• Ravenous (1999)
• Get Out
• Hush
• The Wailing
• Trick R Treat
• Paranormal Activity (1)
• American Werewolf in London
• The Descent
• Rec / Quarantine
• The Taking of Deborah Logan

that I love; scifi

Cabin in the Woods

• + dark comedy
• + references to a lot of cool shit
• + mocks the current state of horror / meta
• + creature feature
• + great characters
• + unhappy ending
• x the main creatures were generic af (zombie redneck torture family). it's a statement, yeah, but it's also not hype
• x the bird flying into the forcefield in the beginning spoils a later scene
• x meh CGI

Arrival

• + The Nature of Daylight unghhhhhhhh my ears orgasm
• + creature theoretical shit unghhhhhhh my interests orgasm
• + general theoretical shit (different per...

podcasts

• Welcome to Night Vale

live action

• Stranger Things
• Trailer Park Boys

western animation

• Ugly Americans
• Adventure Time
• Regular show
• Futurama
• American Dad
• Superjail
• Metalocalypse
• Venture Bros.
• Bob's Burgers

japanese animation / anime

• Devilman Crybaby
• Wolf's Rain

• mixups of to/too, they're/their/there, then/than etc.
• excessive apostrophes
• "cuz"/"cus" (unless it's short for cousin, in dialogue, I guess)
• "shouldn't of"
• thesaurus abuse
• "ravenette", "bluenette", etc for hair descriptors
• everyone has "pretty" traits, plump lips, flawless skin, etc
• the ole "hi I just met you but allow me to exposit my entire tragic anime backstory right now"
• "[something sassy], thank you very much"
• when a character sticks their tongue out while thinking
• "shook themselves out of their thoughts"
• excessive head tilts
• "snickered"/"sniggered"
• when a character starts off as interestin...

Noskov

• edgy embodiment of apathetic depression
• completely modern world, dirty cold Russian boy (maybe mutant universe if feelin spicy)
• male, around 30
• is probably aro but unsure
• drab color palette (green eyes though ehh)
• very bland personality
• endgame: meets someone(s) that attempt to help, and make a bit of progress. but eventually ends up burning out and dying with a final thought of being disappointed with everything
• slums it up around various cities in various countries
• takes espionage work (under the table)
• sometimes takes assassination work (under the table, usually poison or somethin low-key)

shows; boys

• Stranger Things - Steve, Dustin, Billy

shows; girls

• Stranger Things - El, Robin, Barb

western animation; boys

• VLD - Keith
• VLD honorable mention - Lance (fanon saved him)

western animation; girls

• VLD - Pidge (I prefer them non-binary in fanon, but it ain't canon - WASTED POTENTIAL just like the rest of the show)

japanese animation / anime / manga; boys

• BNHA - Bakugou, Kirishima, Tamaki, Mirio, Aizawa
• BNHA honorable mention - Todoroki (he's getting sassier and I lov)

VLD; fanon

• Lance - bi, bilingual (heh.. he puts the BI in bilingual), ADD probably
• Keith - gay or ace, probably 'sperg, weird partial galra physiology things (give me ALL of the theoretical science fics)
• Pidge - non-binary, probably aroace but not necessarily
• Hunk - having any sort of story or personality beyond anxious chef. GD this show did him dirty
• Shiro - gay or bi, already got enough going on tbh

VLD; ships

• Lance&/Keith platonic, romantic, or one-sided because I hate happiness
• Shiro&Keith platonic, mentor/mentoree or one-sided because I hate happiness
• Pidge&Keith platonic, BROTP
• Matt&Keith platonic, awkward friendship-b...

books

• Warcraft: War of the Ancients trilogy
• Warcraft: Arthas
• Halo: The Fall of Reach, The Flood, First Strike, Ghosts of Onyx
• 1984
• The Outsiders
• The Count of Monte Cristo
• yeah I didn't read much outside of school reading lists
• various horror short stories (yes, Poe)

comics

• I feel like there's something but I can't remember

manga

• Noragami (chap. 84.2)
• Hellsing
• BLAME!
• D. Gray Man