• get a fucking proper job
  • get a SEPTUM PIERCING U DUMB FUCK YOU'VE BEEN PUTTING IT OFF FOR FAR TOO LONG
  • get a tattoo (something in my dad's handwriting on my left wrist)
  • sponsor a child
  • 18 shots baby 18 SHOTS
  • buy your first packet of cigarettes (malboro.. because you're worth it)
  • GET YOUR MOTHERFRICK-FRACKING P'S
  • work more hours in the week
  • vote ( seriously i actually care about this one ) ( i'm tryin )
  • get a blockbuster membership
  • get a library card
  • visit a strip club
  • hire a stripper for a friend
  • see the doctor on your own
  • rent a house
  • get a loan
  • DONATE BLOOOOOOOOOOD
  • start a retirement plan
  • skydive
  • move out of the parental unit's house
  • freaking gamble for once in your life and then never touch that shit ever again, that's bad for you
  • get an actual debit card.... lol none of this pre-paid bullshit
  • (meant to do this when you were 16 but you got fucking lazy) get your own medicare card
  • file for your own adult passport
  • SAVE UP FOR A CAR
dec 17 2013 ∞
dec 21 2016 +