- get a fucking proper job
- get a SEPTUM PIERCING U DUMB FUCK YOU'VE BEEN PUTTING IT OFF FOR FAR TOO LONG
- get a tattoo (something in my dad's handwriting on my left wrist)
- sponsor a child
- 18 shots baby 18 SHOTS
- buy your first packet of cigarettes (malboro.. because you're worth it)
- GET YOUR MOTHERFRICK-FRACKING P'S
- work more hours in the week
- vote ( seriously i actually care about this one ) ( i'm tryin )
- get a blockbuster membership
- get a library card
- visit a strip club
- hire a stripper for a friend
- see the doctor on your own
- rent a house
- get a loan
- DONATE BLOOOOOOOOOOD
- start a retirement plan
- skydive
- move out of the parental unit's house
- freaking gamble for once in your life and then never touch that shit ever again, that's bad for you
- get an actual debit card.... lol none of this pre-paid bullshit
- (meant to do this when you were 16 but you got fucking lazy) get your own medicare card
- file for your own adult passport
- SAVE UP FOR A CAR
dec 17 2013 ∞
dec 21 2016 +