- "You should just sleep in the day and stay up all night, like a marsupial"-Kaitlyn
- "I think that if a hummer and a pt cruiser had a baby, it would be a smart car"-Kaitlyn
- "Imma punch you IN THE FACE"-Katrina
- Asia's monologue on tampons directed toward the ferret-like child in my chemistry class.
- "I'm gonna be a socially reclusive author. I'm also gonna sign my books with a 3 initial first name and a sexually ambiguous cover shot"-Rebecca
- "Guys Hannah says my thumb looks like a toe...!"-Morgan
- "You can go but you have to wear a sign that says 'I'm 16, Do you like jail?'"-Mom
- "Kerry your hair has informed me that you just had sex..."-James
- "I'm so secure in my sexuality that i'm gonna go feel up that man now."-Julian
- "There was this rabid squirrel chasing me and my cousin once....my dad chopped its head off with a machete."-Katie
- "But...car...outside...boo you whore."-Aaron
- "That man has a shiny leg, and oh my god he has a ferret in his pants!"-Spencer
- "I wanted to eat it, I wanted to eat the air!"-Fabi
- "Robitussin fixes EVERYTHING!I had AIDS once and I took Robitussin. I still have AIDS, but my cough is gone"-Jordan
- "Man i have never seen dandruff that bad before. You could make cereal out of it."-Brentyn
- "Holy fuck balls!!"-Natalie
- "My dad grows hair like a beast, he's like a buffalo."-Arabiye
- "I'm rooting for the Packers, mostly because I like cheese. Also I heard the Steeler's quarterback is a little rapey."-Natalie
- "So wait, she pulls his testicles and a Black baby comes out?"-Vanessa
- "I'd rather have people who are genuinely stupid than people who just don't care enough to be smart"-James
- "Of course you don't eat it. We're ballerinas. You toss it out and then go throw up."-Katrina
- "I think my first piece of advice would be to stop handling his penis...."-Aaron
- "I feel like if I ever needed it, I could always ask Emerson for pants"-Arabiye
- "I wanted to cut open my skull, take out my brain, throw it at him, and watch it wind around his face like in Harry Potter"-Rebecca
- "Everyone should give blow jobs a try. I mean people try exotic food, and semen can't be worse than squid."-Alex
- "Bono is like everywhere... he scares me."-Jay
- "To hell with ugly dudes, we are the future!"-Jay
feb 18 2010 ∞
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