- Intolerance of Others
- Specifically of your opinions on music/books/politics/art... its my opinion, let me have it.
- Birds(excluding penguins and peacocks)
- Why do birds hate me so? They are always attacking me in some way and i have done nothing to harm them...cant wait for them to go back north for the summer.
- "Hipster" Clothing
- You've all seen them, girls wearing clothes that are supposed to be retro and ironic but are really just stupid. There is a reason these things went out of style. Especially when the people wearing them don't get the references or haven't heard of the bands.
- Extreme Overachievers
- You just make everyone else look bad. Even if i put maximum effort into an assignment it will not look as good as yours because i didn't stay up all night nitpicking details. Tone it down,get some sleep, and share the spotlight every once and a while.
- AP English Language
- When did it go out of style to just read something. Must i analyze every single sentence of everything i read? This is not applicable to the real world. It zapps the fun out of two previously enjoyable activities,reading and writing.
- Cold Weather in Miami
- I'm sorry mother nature, but this is just wrong.
- Ebola
- I prefer my insides intact and well inside of me, not liquefied and oozing onto the floor
- Kim Kardashian and Other Such Celebrities
- What is this woman famous for?.... A sex tape and a big ass. From these criteria i believe approximately 47% of the girls at my school should be famous.
- Facebook Groups
- I always thought i was a unique individual with tons of interesting little quirks. Apparently i was very,very wrong as there is a massive facebook group for every single one.
- Dirty Cups
- I open the cupboard and take out a glass. I pour myself a drink and down half of it right away. Then i realize the glass is disgusting and dirty. This begs the question, if it wasn't clean why would you put it away?
- My Brother's Amp
- Nobody in my family likes this monstrosity. He sits in the office, separated from my room by a flimsy-ass wall and blasts this thing with the distortion on high. My safe haven of a room has been transformed into a dungeon. I predict this amp will be sledgehammered by the end of the year.
- Boys
- Now i don't hate them, quite the opposite actually, but they do baffle me. Specifically, if you like me and everyone knows it why won't you just find some courage and ask me out?
- Old People Driving
- To demonstrate i shall tell an anecdote-Today i got stuck behind an elderly man driving 30mph on a major highway. I politely passed him making sure to leave him plenty of space. He flipped me off...screw you too old man.
- Automated Phone Calls
- Such a complete waste of time. If i have to listen to one more campaign call I will go on a homicidal rampage ending with a bullet in my brain. Then nobody will get my vote.
- Kids who hang out in the parking lot AFTER school is over
- What is WRONG with you? GO home! Do NOT loiter in the parking lot, blocking 2 lanes and prevent ME from getting home. I WILL run you over.
jan 7 2010 ∞
oct 26 2010 +
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