Is it really all that much to ask?

• A Nintendo Wii
• $250 to get the firewire port on my camera fixed
• A Maton Acoustic Guitar
• A Hofner bass
• An Ampeg bass amp
• Scarlett Johansson's phone number
• The complete works of Dostoevsky
• $750 to get the LCD screen on my camera fixed
• $500 to pay my car registration
• Somebody to invest $10,000 in my next film
• The world